Ok so I suddenly get this cramp in stomach. It means get to toilet like right bloody now.
I trip over on the stairs, fall on bad arm.
great, so now I'm on the floor just about to shit my pants, when I realise if I yell for my carer it will be to late, I will have shit my pants.
So I drag myself across the landing into the bathroom, drag myself up on to the toilet, Fuck me, made it!
BUT I'M FUCKING FIT FOR WORK!!!!
Bloody Idiots the lot of them.
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